Time-Traveling pre-Aston Villa Full 9

1. Wojciech Szczeszny demands slavish, unquestioning loyalty to Wenger
2. Almost immediately, Alan Smith - who we all know loves to torment keepers - fails the young pole
3. Meanwhile, 'Arry Redknapp shows Arsene Wenger how the financial mastermind bit is done properly (or, improperly)
4. Nigeria tour? Possibly. Could a swoop for Kanu as Henry's replacement be far behind?
5. I have not yet watched today's FA Cup game. When I do, there will be another Full 9, hopefully, a positive, cheery, celebratory list.
6. BTW, if you say "FA Cup" by phonetically pronouncing "FA" as pha, it sounds like a description of Arsenal's defensive performances of the past several years.
7. Was aghast at the amount of space Djourou afforded Ryan Giggs last week, allowing the cross for the winning goal. After reading up on Ryan Giggs' extracurriculars, I'm realizing Johan was probably keeping a prudent distance from the slimy Giggs, given the Gunner defender was not wearing a hazmat suit.  
8. Dempsey, Ream, etc. sign that MLS talent is growing
9. Sadly, America lacks a ridiculous transfer rumour mill to compete with EPL